No trees or animals were harmed in the building of Ransom Park. Any resemblance or reference to non-public persons living or dead is accidental and unintentional.

NOTICE: This is NOT A REAL PARK. Ransom Park exists ONLINE ONLY. (We've received serious requests for reservations and driving instructions to this cyberpark).



IMPORTANT: We have no control over ad content displayed at the top and/or bottom of our pages. Click on those absurd ads AT YOUR OWN RISK... personal data MAY BE COLLECTED and DISTRIBUTED without your knowledge or permission.

Uses for Fruit Cake

Door stop

Aircraft wheel chock

Automotive wheel chock

Jack stands/blocks

Anvil

Keep garbage cans from blowing away

Keep metal storage buildings from blowing away

Speed bumps (line them up across a street)

Coastal breakwater

Boat anchor.


NOTICE:

The mower, a John Deere 9200 with a custom 42' shredder array, is still missing.

There have been numerous reports around the country of sightings of this equipment. If you happen to see this tractor, do not approach it (especially if you drive a Geo Metro or other small car). Contact Ranger Headquarters at Ransom Park immediately (if not sooner).


The information contained in this area updated on a regular basis. (Big deal...)

Last update: 19 April 2005

Original content
©1999 - 2005
Ransom Park
Natalia, Texas





















THAT'S IT!



















THERE AIN'T NO MORE!



















YOU CAN GO NOW...



















PLEASE...
NO SLEEPING ALLOWED
IN THE PARK EXIT



















A GARBAGE GRAPPLER TRUCK
NEEDS TO MAKE A DELIVERY
TO THE ROAD KILL GRILL...